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Joke of the Day
"Statistics show that 73% of people don't have enough fibre in their diets. Ah well, tough shit"
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"Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!"
"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll!"
"I lost my mood ring... ...I really don't know how I feel about it"
"POKER ANIMALS Q: What animal should you never play cards with? A: A cheetah!"
"I will read my horoscope from as many different sources as I need to until I find the one I like"
"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey"
"How do you kill a circus? ...go for the Juggler!"
"I like my women like my coffee... ...really hot, and all over my crotch"
"How does a man who has just had his legs cut off at the ankles feel? Defeated"