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Joke of the Day

"I live at the top of an 80 story building made of ihop pancakes and I pour burning hot maple syrup on anyone that tries to eat my home"

"Similarities between Scruff McGruff's police force and Michael Vick? They've both got a dog fighting crime."

"Irony Is getting pregnant on a pull out couch"

"My girlfriend said that I should use the term 'make love' instead of 'fuck.' What the make love is she talking about?"

"What do you call your mom who used to be your dad? A transparent ( )"

"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"

"What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal? Check, mate."

"Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you're standing outside watching your house burn."

"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."

"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."