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Joke of the Day
"I donated $4 to Bernie's campaign I gave someone reddit gold."
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"I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office."
"""Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven and lost the use of your legs?""--bad pick-up line to use on a handicapped person"
"What starts with 'M', ends with 'arriage' and is a man's favorite thing A miscarriage"
"Hutterite Jokes How did the Hutterite man find his daughter in the woods? Quite satisfying What do you call the sweat between two hutterites having sex? relative humidity"
"Told my kids I loved them at carpool and no one responded so I yelled, ""I love you too!"" while hanging out of the sunroof. Me, 1 Kids, 0"
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen Do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
"I figured out how to invade Russia You destroy all of the vodka then they'll be to sober to shoot straight."
"Why is it called Big Bang? Baby universe was born."
"When someone ends a sentence with ""af"" they were hastily trying to type ""A FALCON DESCENDS UPON ME"" but could not make it in time."