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Joke of the Day

"I figured out how to invade Russia You destroy all of the vodka then they'll be to sober to shoot straight."

"If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you're about to feel like this forever"

"Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white."

"why are sex ed and drivers ed never on the same day in Iraq ? the camel would get overworked"

"School is like a penis... Long and hard unless you're Asian"

"Best Blonde Joke Ever [Best Blonde Joke Ever](http://www.plainjanegames.com/funstuff/bestblondejoke.htm) Oldie but a goodie."

"What's the difference between a gun and a wife? You can silence a gun."

"I've been getting a lot more use out of my treadmill since I put a blanket and pillow on it."

"ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants"

"A daughter goes to her Jewish father and asks for $20 The father replies ""$10, what do you need $5 for?"""