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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fake record player? A phonygraph"

"More outlets please, anyone planning on building anything anywhere."

"What do Donald Trump's Toupee and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole!"

"Women are like spaghetti. They're straight until wet."

"Why do you think that God hates fags rather than figs? Oh, I got confused; after all, they are both painful on the anus!"

"A Russian walks into an alchohal rehab facility... Wait...what?"

"What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire? They search for type-os"

"r/Jokes really made my day But that was month's ago. At least now when I come back I still see the same jokes."

"when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth"

"Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy? His attempts to cure it were *fruitless*."