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Joke of the Day

"What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire? They search for type-os"

"What do you call an Italian Yeti? A Spaghyeti!"

"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""

"Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing."

"If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack."

"The door to door bible people just skipped my house! See, all it takes is trying to kiss the guy and he wont be back (until 3am)"

"Plug your headphones into a banana. Everyone will leave you alone twice as much."

"Last night my girlfriend asked me ""Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"" What I actually heard was ""Do you want a fight?"""

"At what age did Hitler's uncle try to molest him at? When he was nein."

"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected."