171004
Joke of the Day
"Women are like spaghetti. They're straight until wet."
Next Joke
"Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp? There is no afterlife."
"My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas."
"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !"
"Just realized what I'm putting on my tombstone. If you're reading this, I'm already dead."
"Why did the competitive deep-sea diver lose the big competition? He couldn't handle the pressure."
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Hitler had big hands"
"Whenever there is trouble, Justice League cums in a... Flash"
"I just put a whole frozen chicken up my arse April fools! It was just a drumstick."
"What did the boy buy at the grocery store? Too Bad, I'm not telling you!"