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Joke of the Day

"QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught."

"My Friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy My friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy.It was so pathetic that everybody just laughed at his jokes."

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay. (I'm a terrible person.)"

"[Girl takes off her clothes] ""You have had sex before right?"" [Me, in a suit of armor & holding a cauliflower] ... ""no actually"""

"ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u"

"Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight."

"I only want to know 1 thing form a fortune teller; where I am going to die. Because then I'd never go there!"

"Silly joke I made up today.. How did Pedro fix his car? With Espana."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with Diarrhea? The farmer has the fits while he shucks."

"Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me Me: that's really sweet Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse"