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Joke of the Day
"Today marks a full year of keeping the baby alive. Now I want a goldfish"
Next Joke
"GUY: Your logic is flawed. According to experts- ME: Excuse me, but I practiced this argument in my head & you're saying the wrong things"
"Why did 10 die? Because he was in the middle of 9/11"
"Booze Cruise I'm not afraid to die, I'm just afraid of how I'm going to die. I wanna go like my grandpa, In his sleep, not like his other 4 screaming passengers."
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls, they're under a buck!"
"The Revenant was... Grizzly."
"What do you call that gnarly smell around cow pastures? DAIRY-AIR!"
"A peddler at the mall tried to sell me some velcro.. what a ripoff"
"My wife made fun of my (admittedly) ugly balls again. I shall now drop the charade that I am a ""feminist."""
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."