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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."
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"Why is a woman's asshole like a 9 volt battery? Because we all know it's wrong but sooner or later we're gonna put our tongue on it."
"A joke about elevators It was funny on so many levels"
"What do you call a guy with a shovel? Doug"
"Made a graph of my past relationships I have an ex-axis and a why-axis"
"Look, I'm not running a charity here, and if I was I'd be too busy embezzling money to help people."
"As a male college student, the only thing that's disappearing faster than my money... is my Kleenex."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."
"The old waterlogged corpse gag How do you make a waterlogged corpse's dick float? Seltzer water, a scoop of strawberry ice cream, and a waterlogged corpse's dick."
"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""