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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."
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"Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car."
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"My doctor said I am self destructive That explains why I voted for Hillary Clinton"
"The most dangerous room in the house really depends on where your wife is at the moment."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the food before it was cool..."