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Joke of the Day

"Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece."

"I'm having an out-of-money experience."

"What do you call a Blind German? A Not see."

"Wore a hospital gown to work today and faked a cough for 5 minutes, and they said I could have the break room all to myself."

"Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional Courtesy."

"What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black"

"Did you hear about the guy that was accused of using his boss's hand soap as lube for masturbating? He came clean."

"When I was young our phones didn't have internet, they had SNAKE!"

"Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China? That would be wong on so many levels!"

"What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished? Decomposing"