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Joke of the Day

"It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later."

"What did the momma hawk say to her chicks? Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!"

"Who are the fastest readers ? 9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds"

"What did the gay guy say to his straight friend? I bet you kiss girls faggot."

"Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented."

"Your inspirational tweet inspired me to block you."

"I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."

"Seeing Kenya on a map is like seeing a pussy for the first time. It's lower than I thought it was."

"The West Coast is so last year"

"Why did the 3 year old go to jail? For resisting a rest."