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"Boobs are proof that guys can pay attention to two things at once"
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"The worst thing about Obama's presidency is knowing Will Smith will play him in the eventual biopic and win an Oscar. Fuck that."
"Why will Hillary Clinton make a bad president? Because she is a woman."
"Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!"
"Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas is she still your cousin?"
"I visited a Blonde Doctor recently she diagnosed me with Insomnia. Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose sleep over."
"Dear GPS, Please add an, ""avoid ghetto"" option. Sincerely, Scared"
"My family crest is just a photo of someone letting it go to voicemail."
"Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft? The Carpet store"
"My son has developed orange and white stripes on his body... Doctors have put him on a course of nemotherapy."