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Joke of the Day
"Dear GPS, Please add an, ""avoid ghetto"" option. Sincerely, Scared"
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"BREAKING: Emotionally disturbed man gets into Trump Tower. He was stopped by security, but not before being named a senior advisor."
"What do ""Jingle Bells"" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs."
"Find everything OK, sir? Everything except happiness! You won't find that at Wal-Mart! We laughed & laughed until my credit card declined"
"So, I was at work the other day and... My manager asked, ""How good are you at PowerPoint?"" I said, ""I Excel at it."" He replied, ""Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"" I was like, ""Word."""
"Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay the doctor gave him another six months."
"Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich? Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar."
"I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts."
"For me sex is like a game singleplayer"
"Some of you should not be allowed to procreate and if you have to google what procreate means, then I'm talking about you in particular."