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Joke of the Day

"funny? Ordered coffee at Starbucks. He asked my name, so I told him ""Bingo"". When my coffee was ready he shouted ""Bingo...Bingo"". I don't think he thought it was very funny."

"I bet Michael J. Fox makes one hell of a martini."

"Who represents a Ghost in court? A Paralegal."

"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? Me: hmm that's a tough one. I guess I'd probably have to say listening is my biggest strength"

"Guy runs into a bar, yells ""Quick! How tall is a penguin?"" Bartender says ""Three feet tall."" Guy says ""Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!"""

"I quit my job as a coffee shop manager The daily grind was just too much"

"I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me... He asked me which companies and I told him, ""The gas, electric, and cable ones"""

"I just did yoga. No wait, yogurt."

"According to serving sizes tonight, I'm a family of 4."

"In Hillary's defense. A lot of your friends probably give you $15,000,000 a few times a year and don't expect anything in return."