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Joke of the Day

"funny? Ordered coffee at Starbucks. He asked my name, so I told him ""Bingo"". When my coffee was ready he shouted ""Bingo...Bingo"". I don't think he thought it was very funny."

"How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots."

"Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic."

"What's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."

"Mum is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes that's right. Well I don't blame God for chucking her out."

"""Bacon gives you cancer"" is the 2015 version of ""touching yourself causes blindness."""

"When can you call an Arab unlucky? When all his wife's have synchronized periods."

"I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister... It was wrong on so many levels."

"What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race"

"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"