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Joke of the Day
"I bet Michael J. Fox makes one hell of a martini."
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"A construction site worker told his boss ""Boss, the shovel broke ! What should i do now?"" to which the boss replies ""We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"""
"I was speaking to my friend He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world into roman numerals. I said ""Not on my watch"""
"A hipster coffee shop would be a terrible idea. Everyone would burn their tongues because they would drink the coffee before it was cool."
"i need to get something off my chest *takes off my nipple*"
"The Inventor of Stereo steps back to admire his work and says ""Let's see how this pans out."""
"What's a sports fan's favourite disease? The COME ON! cold."
"Only real 90's kids remember being called a lazy fucking millennial"
"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"
"[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."