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Joke of the Day

"Guy runs into a bar, yells ""Quick! How tall is a penguin?"" Bartender says ""Three feet tall."" Guy says ""Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!"""

"Why are power tools good for bank robberies? They know the drill."

"It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours."

"Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out."

"My wife wants to have the baby listen to classical music while in the womb. Would an ipod nano or shuffle be easier to get up there?"

"Did you know Helen Keller had a very pretty dollhouse? Neither did she."

"Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream."

"You're not sure outrun and make sure."

"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan."

"Wanna hear a good joke? Woman's rights"