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Joke of the Day
"I quit my job as a coffee shop manager The daily grind was just too much"
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"This donut scented car air freshener is going to pay for itself next time I get pulled over."
"Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket? Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair."
"Who are you going to trust, some real doctor who says it's impossible to make you a centaur, or me, the guy with a hacksaw and half a horse?"
"When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?"
"Hip Hop Humor Whose mother likes rap music? Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes."
"Good News! Jesus is Coming! Bad News! He's bring terraforming equipment."
"1. Change last name to Crunch. 2. Join the military. 3. Work my way up to Captain. 4. Become Captain Crunch. 5. WIN LIFE"
"My girl has been eating a lot of Mexican fast food and gaining tons of weight lately, but I'll never stop loving her She's my Taco Belle"
"What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles."