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Joke of the Day
"We are the Midwest We are snowd en."
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"Is this the Alcoholics helpline? Operator: ""Yes."" Caller: ""Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"""
"Took me forever to find this chronology book. It's about time."
"50 Cent used to be 1 Dollar... But now he's only half the man he was."
"Someone stole my................... Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that."
"HER: Are you a dog or cat person? BRAIN:*be cool, she seems pretty great* ME: Whatever you want to eat is fine. BRAIN: *nailed it*"
"At some point your mother has purposely clicked on a link displaying a black penis. Sweet dreams."
"My neighbor and I are really close. We call each other things like bro, man, dude, boss... We don't know each other's name."
"Why did the boy not do his homework? he was ceebs"
"Stop wearing shirts that make us want to look at your titties if you don't want us to look at your titties, because TITTIES!!"