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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy not do his homework? he was ceebs"
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"If you got on a bus with a bunch of gay guys would you stay on or would you get off?"
"Bless you, my son... What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits for puberty before coming on his face."
"What does walking a tightrope and having period sex have in common? You don't want to look down, in either case."
"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. Thought I would join the circlejerk."
"Trump Tower and Michael Phelps Between Michael Phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind."
"My ""I hate you"" face must look very similar to my ""tell me more"" face. I'll have to work on that."
"How can you tell if a woman is bi-polar? She works at two different strip clubs."
"My boyfriend said he wanted a man cave if we ever got a house together. I jokingly asked if I could have a lady cave ""Yeah. It's called the kitchen"""
"I totally understand how batteries feel... ...because I'm rarely ever included in things either."