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Joke of the Day

"Someone stole my................... Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that."

"People who learned a bunch of stuff must've felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out."

"I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!"

"Do I agree that education is getting too expensive? To a degree, yes."

"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""

"Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage."

"NASA announces rover ""Curiosity"" landed safely on Mars. In a related story, Martians are reportedly furious over the death of their cat...vow revenge."

"How does a white lady fix a flat tire? She buys a new car."

"Sex in the morning I bet it has been up here before, but I felt that it had to be out here again. Sex is one of THE best things to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison"

"If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store."