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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"

"What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!"

"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular? He was a polar bear!"

"Crappiest Town In The UK I am not British because I was born in Slough :( :l :)"

"Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No I was playing throw with her!"

"I would. What kind of idiot would put the punchline in the title?"

"Why did the lemon go sour? Because it had Lemon-Aids"

"Black man kills conservative politician! The final Fox News spin on Osama's death."

"My dad used to beat me every night HORSE, chess, Super Mario.."