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Joke of the Day
"What do terrorists eat? Allah snack bar. They say its the bomb!"
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"I heard that there were a couple of jokes in the Bible, so I went to look for one myself... I found one in Genesis, but it wasn't that funny; it was the oldest joke in the book."
"Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher."
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"What does a white girl with a lisp say? Yaaathh"