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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper? Well an erection of course."
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"My girlfriend is weird She starts all of our conversations with ""Are you even listening to me?""."
"I was fired my first day on the job as a food vendor at the ballpark. A man ordered a corn dog from me. He was not pleased when I returned from the pet store 20 minutes later with his new husky."
"Problem gambling? Bet you can't quit."
"I'm in the terminator musical. I'll be Bach."
"ME: What's your favorite movie? DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it? DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Without pubic hair."
"I looked up ""thesaurus"" in my thesaurus and it says ""Don't be a smart-ass""."
"Honey, can we eat the nougat ? ""Is it really hard ?"" ""Yes, but can we eat the nougat first ?"""
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