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Joke of the Day

"After killing a spider I wrap the web around his neck and hang him from the wall to make it look like a suicide."

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"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."
"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted."
"""I'm up for anything"" - penises"
"How do you tell the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste"
"What do you call a man without a beard? A woman."
"I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex"
"Overheard: ""I think that guy is listening to us."""
"So an Olympian walks into a bar... and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed."
"Where do kids with ADHD go? To concentration camps."
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