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Joke of the Day

"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."

"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."

"Anesthesiologists are so boring. They put me to sleep."

"We have 20 people coming over to our house today, so my wife made me clean all week She's terrified someone will find out people live here."

"My New Year's Resolution 1920x1080"

"How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you."

"""My night's about to get better now that you're turned on."" ... said the student to his printer when he finished his essay."

"Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None it's a women's job."

"You can tell a lot about a person by how early their neighbors call the cops on Thanksgiving."

"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky... Otherwise they would've called it a teethbrush!"