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Joke of the Day

"I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex"

"I made a website for Kids' jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com"

"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."

"Math made simple: If you have $20 and your wife has $15, she has $35."

"Of course he's going to get re-elected, because once you go Black..."

"Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches? Because they were only a quideach"

"What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class? Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once."

"I'd be great at Wheel of Fortune. I shout random shit all the time. It's called ""tourettes"". ""Pat, I'd like to buy a... FUCK! SHIT! FUCK!"""

"Not all that glitters is gold. Take, for instance, glitter."

"Why did the punk cross the road? He was safety-pinned to the chicken."