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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him to let your people go."
Next Joke
"My dog's got no ""O""s. - How does it spell? - ""dg""."
"What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber."
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria ""Make me one with everything."""
"Want to hear the one about potassium? K."
"What do you call two midgets giving each other oral sex? 34.5ing"
"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"
"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""So I guess you DID sign the agreement!"""
"Chemistry Joke (maybe) Bro catches his bro red handed... Bro mine :D"