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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a baby in a concentration camp? Baby Powder."
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"What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed."
"What is Gollum's favourite bird? A Smeagull! :D"
"I miss my friend jack... I loved listening to music with him."
"A new yoga student after his first class approached his attractive female instructor and said ""I heard you're into fitness..."" How about fitness dick in your mouth!?"
"Heard this in an Indian soap opera.. Boy: Are you from England? Girl: Yeah! How'd you know? Boy: You are so beautiful, I just thought."
"I picked up an ice cream cake & the cashier said keep it in the freezer until serving so it doesn't melt. I've got to start dressing smarter"
"Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot. Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples."
"What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !"
"Do you know the thing about carpets? They demand to be felt."