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Joke of the Day
"What is Gollum's favourite bird? A Smeagull! :D"
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"If I ever found a unicorn it would probably only be about 5 minutes before I put it's horn in my mouth."
"What do you call a murderer who pours their mike before the cereal? A cereal killer!"
"science defines a baby as ""a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"""
"My voice is like a pony, A little Horse."
"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"
"My girlfriend says she prefers a dildo over me. I never saw it coming"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch? Matt"
"What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? ""Pleased to eat you!"""
"ISLAM is religion of peace?? a piece of you here, a piece of you there, just a lot of pieces of your body flying"