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Joke of the Day

"I miss my friend jack... I loved listening to music with him."

"Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe. Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke."

"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry martinez."

"Billfold Biopsy While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my wallet... ... ... But they got all of it."

"Do not use the word ""ghetto"" indiscriminately unless referring to that booty there. Daaaaamn!"

"I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal drinking I'm just taking a shot in the dark."

"I watched my neighbor get evicted the other day... ...It was a moving experience."

"I hate when I go out in public only to discover that my fly is down. Cheer up my little insect friend. Cheer up."

"Me: You've got the same stupid duck face in every picture! Daffy: Erm... :|"

"My atheist friend let out a sneeze... ""Damn you,"" I responded."