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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer:Do you have time for a question? A: Yes...but...do...you...have...time...for...my...answer?"

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean? I won't pay 10 bucks to have a Garbanzo bean on my face"

"What do you call an Arab with a jet? A Navy pilot, asshole."

"My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished your face is full of short cuts."

"TIFU in a hot air balloon ... It was amazing."

"Me: I'm a scorpion. Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not."

"Walking into a fro-yo shop is probably what it's like walking into a Japanese girl's purse."

"My Boss's Name is Richard. I think his last name should be Cranium; because he is a dick head."

"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"

"Just helped a girl give birth... OP delivered."