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Joke of the Day
"TIFU in a hot air balloon ... It was amazing."
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"Why do some people think Jesus was black? Cause he is our father, and he never came back."
"Every time I survive a sneeze while driving on the freeway it feels like I jumped out of a plane w/out a chute and lived."
"So Rene points to Gorgias in the schoolyard and says, ""you're a stupid solipsist..."". ...and Gorgias says, ""I know you are but what I am."""
"What did the mad cow say to the other cow? You don't want beef with me"
"What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink? Smirnoff ISIS"
"Painters wear all white while they paint like they don't give a fuck."
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs"
"How do mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Cesars"
"I'm rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?"