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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Arab with a jet? A Navy pilot, asshole."

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"Cabbage get merried to Onion Friends ask them about wedding nigh . . . . . . . Cabbage told them in sad way ""What wedding night, it tooks whole night to undress each other""."
"""A smile is like tight underwear...it makes your cheeks go up."
"What do you call a person who thinks every day is Halloween? a transsexual"
"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."
"What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone? Are you vegan?"
"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"
"Life without you is like a broken pencil Doesn't fucking matter to me"
"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication"
"What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common? They both have Transparents."