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Joke of the Day

"My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished your face is full of short cuts."

"Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case."

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Sean Bean. Sean Bean who? Oh that's right, you started watching after his character died. Works for pretty much anything Sean Bean is in except Sharpe."

"A zombie walks into a bar Bartender says ""we don't serve zombies here"" to which the zombie replies ""that's fine, is the human fresh?"""

"How do Freudians describe the human mind? As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma....."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I don't know how they got in there"

"What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!"

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy."

"Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer one of the skunks said ""Whatever shall we do?"" ""Let us spray!"" replied the other."

"HELLO 911, I NEED TO REPORT A HALO SCORE THAT'S ""CRIMINALLY"" HIGH LOL!!!! ... yes you can talk to my mom"