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Joke of the Day

"My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished your face is full of short cuts."

"My Somali Girfriend's nickname is 747... Because her blackbox can take a hell of a pounding."

"A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a ""Baby On Board"" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle."

"How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant? You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant."

"When Sting retires will he change his name to Stung?"

"Walking around Houston airport taking iPads from unattended kids. I have 4 so far."

"Idea: Breathalyzer tests at the airport, to make sure you're drunk enough"

"I just flew in from Nova Scotia and boy, are my arms tired... From jacking it in first class the whole way."

"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""

"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""