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Joke of the Day
"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"
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"My father's Texas joke A Texan gets pulled over for speeding. The officer says, ""You got an ID?"" The Texan says, ""... about what?"""
"What's the difference between a toilet seat and dinner? Dad doesn't piss all over his dinner. :D"
"The first thing I thought when I saw that House Republicans wanted more Congressional Bengazzara hearings... ""This seems a bit much, wasn't *that* bad as Jackie Treehorn"""
"I know Mexican culture is big on traditions: baptism at birth, ear piercing as a baby, but what's the one they do when they turn 15? Have a baby."
"Why do Chicken Coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they would be a chicken sedan. *slaps knee*"
"Really wanted the day off, so I text my boss Me: I can't come in today. I'm sick Boss: How sick are you? Me: Well I'm currently in bed with my sister......"
"The difference between the middle finger and the fourth finger I use my middle finger to say fuck you to you.. My wife uses my fourth finger to say fuck you to me"
"I'm no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to fcuk off today you'll feel better."
"What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? The moovies"