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Joke of the Day
"Stationary Thief Hits Police Headquarters: Police say they can't rule anything out."
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"Go ahead, post and claim my tweets as your own. Maybe later, if you like, I'll come satisfy your woman and you can take credit for that too."
"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."
"So i was at lunch with a small girl she kept complainin bout how she wanted vanilla ice cream so i said this girl like ice cream cuz she as white as vanilla!"
"I dated a woman once. Most confusing twenty minutes of my life."
"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing but it let out a little wine"
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... You've seen the mall."
"My biggest problem with passive smoking is having to follow the smoker around."
"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."
"Snow in the forecast... ...and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, ""Fat chance, with a face like that!"""