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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when someone steals your footrest? Grand Theft Ottoman"
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"My girlfriend told my to stop singing 'Wonderwall' I said maybe"
"Why don't people win the lotto Because the NSA runs it"
"Breaking both of your legs sucks. I can't stand being in a wheelchair."
"There are four states of matter: Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."
"I'm on my way to get a Psychological evaluation for a new job Why does everyone keep wishing me luck?"
"A wise man once said nothing."
"Have you heard about these new Oak woord, gold-finished coffins? Apparently they're to die for."
"I finally talked to my crush today I told her that she smells different when she's awake"
"I used to be confused by the quote ""with age comes wisdom"", but now that I'm older, I think I've finally figured it out."