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Joke of the Day
"I married a hot girl from China So I can eat Chinese every night!"
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"[OC] How did the author get from one plot point to the other? A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better?"
"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp? One. We are efficient and don't have any humor."
"""Well that can't be right."" - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands"
"Aren't you too fat to be this rude?"
"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it."
"What part of the road is always crying? The breakdown lane."
"Taco Bell is human Drano"
"*a dripping wet Kurt Cobain stumbles out of his garage* ""OK WHO REPLACED MY GUN WITH A SUPERSOAKER"""
"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."