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Joke of the Day

"*a dripping wet Kurt Cobain stumbles out of his garage* ""OK WHO REPLACED MY GUN WITH A SUPERSOAKER"""

"Two guys are having sex with a nun. One guy looks at the other, ""what are you doing?"" ""nun, what about you?"" ""nun."""

"What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"

"I'm old school when it comes to video games and by that I mean I turn into a senior citizen who yells ""which one am I?"" every 30 seconds."

"I broke up with my gym We were just not working out."

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. #badpickupline"

"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"

"Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest."

"What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards? In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade."