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Joke of the Day
"The national bird of Syria is.. ..a drone."
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"King splits his kingdom to his three sons... Hell yeah, said the fourth..."
"Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language."
"a white man and a black man enter a jewelry store black man gets shot"
"In the new version of Star Wars, Harrison Ford slowly flies the Millenium Falcon in the left lane with the turn signal on"
"Like my Great Grandmother always used to say,,,, Marry someone who will love you for your posts and not your profile picture.'"
"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."
"A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel. Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first."
"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave."
"two lesbians Lesbian 1: ""Hey! I finally found your dido!"" Lesbian 2: ""Great! I knew you had it in you!"""