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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... with a big cup size."
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"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."
"What's your favourite one-liner?"
"Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll"
"[interview with girl at dating agency] i get shy around pretty girls [girl smiles brushing hair from her face] ""are you shy now"" not really"
"speed dating I'm looking for a girl with fire in her eyes. Her: Hi. My name is Carrie."
"A joke my girlfriend came up with today... ""Can you let me out the basement for 5 minutes?"""
"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her!"
"I spilled spot remover on my dog Now he's gone."
"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? They're full of Iraqi semen."