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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor's 3 favorite films of all time: 3.) ""10,000,000 Explosions"" 2.) ""Army Guys Yelling At Each Other"" 1.) ""Subwoofer:The Movie"""

"I like my women how I like my Christmas trees. Illegally taken in the forest."

"I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer."

"There may be plenty of fish in the sea... but most of them these days are catfish."

"Boobie joke..... (slightly NSFW?) How do you describe/measure a certain amount of boobies? In 'quantitties'."

"My wife is like listening to my favorite music with the volume up. Fucking the neighbour."

"What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."""

"I lost 42 pounds!!! Help me find her before her mother comes back!"

"Who took care of German army dogs after the war? Veteran Aryans"

"Q :Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy? A :I dont know, and i dont care"