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Joke of the Day
"""I don't even own a toilet."" - hipster who went too far"
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"Guy walks up to his wife with a duck under his arm... ""Honey. This is the pig I've been fucking for the last ten years."" ""That's not a pig, it's a duck!"" ""I was talking to the duck."""
"How does Tinkerbell pleasure herself? She hides inside a flower and waits for a butterfly to extend its proboscis."
"Am thinking of watching ""Les Miserables"". Am dying to find out why this dude Les is so sad. If I could just meet this Les guy and cheer him up, he'd be... (wait for it)... less miserable. :P"
"I hate autocorrect I texted my grandma saying ""Sex tonight"". I meant tomorrow"
"Why do Russians always wear track suits? Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks"
"I saw some girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off... ...so i rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."
"If Hitler wanted to keep the Jews out of Germany He should have just charged admission"
"Warning... Corny level is over 9000... What do you call a billionaire fish? A gillionaire"
"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."