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Joke of the Day
"Break-Ups How do functions Break-Up? They stop calling each other."
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"4: Let's hunt turkeys, Daddy. Me: How do we do that? 4: Put up a big sign that says, ""Come here, Turkeys!"" I might be raising Elmer Fudd."
"A Nobel prize winner posts to Reddit... (Fart sounds)"
"If you're not into barrier reefs you will HATE the Great Barrier Reef"
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"People tell me I'm confusing... I tell them I stopped making sense when I lost my job at the mint."
"What do you call people with big ears? Nothing, they might hear you"
"knock knock..."
"How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting"
"I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend."