69695
Joke of the Day
"Break-Ups How do functions Break-Up? They stop calling each other."
Next Joke
"You know what's pretty cool? A cellar :)"
"Ever hear that one about a jackhammer? It's groundbreaking."
"When my mum was in labour.... When my mum was in labour, my head got stuck in her fanny and the midwife had to pull me out. That's how excited I was to see my little brother."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !"
"""Do you love me, Mulla?"" whispered the girl. ""Of course I do,"" Mulla Nasrudin whispered back. ""Will you marry me then?"" she asked. ""Let's not change the subject?"" said Nasrudin."
"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"
"I just want to make enough money to live in a neighborhood where Starbucks doesn't lock their bathrooms"
"I'm white but I'm not ""exterminate or enslave millions of indigenous peoples then rewrite history into a bullshit heroic narrative"" white"
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con"", then what's the opposite of ""progress""? ""Cliche jokes""."