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Joke of the Day

"I woke up this morning frightened because my penis had turned completely ORANGE! But then I calmed down when I remembered I was eating Cheetos in bed last night."

"A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""We don't serve your typo here"""

"f you think Amazon always delivers what you ordered... Then you've got another thing coming."

"I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips"

"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats."

"Poland started World War 2 like Iraq was responsible for 9/11"

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAAAAAAAAAATAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda."

"Roller coasters are like your first time having sex. for the amount of time it takes to get there, you wish it lasted longer."

"Two hookers talking. One ask the other. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? To which the other replies No, but I've been swung around by the tits."