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Joke of the Day
"Pilot: Tower please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck."
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"My friend asked ""What do blind people think about when they masturbate?"" I'd be willing to bet that it is something along the lines of ""Who the f*ck is watching me"""
"what was was the last thing that went through the fly's mind when he hit the windshield? His butt"
"England football manager Roy Hodgson has just announced that he's won the competition for ""Scotland's favourite Englishman."""
"reading a book about anti-gravity and its impossible to put down"
"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."
"Impaired Sex I heard having sex with a mentally impaired person has its ups....... .....and Downs"
"How do you know the devil is white? Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell."
"TUMBLR What shoes does a tumblr girl wear? *Ughs*"
"I had a joke about wet floors but it must have slipped my mind"