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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen? Carlos"
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"Justice In China."
"What language do British wrenches speech? Spanish!"
"When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I've been told. Twice now."
"Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM On the dot."
"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza can have meat and cheese."
"Only 90s kids will get this: slavery. (1790s)"
"When I was a kid, I played football with a broken nose for an entire season... We couldn't afford a football."
"The neighbors are looking at me strangely again. Like they have never seen a man sitting on his roof with a pair binoculars before."
"Using a macbook is like making love to a woman There are so many things to do with your fingers, but none of them work."