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Joke of the Day
"Justice In China."
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"What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars? Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazon ^^car ^^show ^^will ^^be ^^called."
"Why does Popeye have the perfect dick? Because he's always dipping it in Olive Oyl."
"What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use? Bissell"
"How was copper wire invented? Two Armenians were fighting over a Penny."
"There are 2 types of college majors... A B. S. major and a BS major"
"A dog peed on my bike today. Of course I did not put up with that. I peed all over it immediately."
"How does a Jew make a cup of tea? Hebrews it"
"What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun? One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife."
"The Lesbian couple next door... got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch."""