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Joke of the Day

"A Roman walks into a bar He holds two fingers up to the barman and says ""five beers please"""

"I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election."

"Kids are back to school & all I do is worry about their guinea pig. Is she lonely? Bored? Silly? I should probably hold her. I need a life."

"What did the 2 rednecks say after breaking up? Let's just be cousins."

"This is a joke about my balls but its pretty funny Why were my balls wet? cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL"

"Why did the bear eat his mate? He called her 'honey', then got hungry."

"My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory. I don't know if we'll get jobs, but we'll see what surfaces."

"I've got a good one, but make sure you're indoors before you read it. It's an inside joke."

"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef"

"I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I'm cool."